This is impossible!

“This is impossible!” – said Reason.

“This is madness!” – pointed out Experience.

“It’s useless!” – cut off Pride.

“Just try …” – whispered Dream….
“What? Again?! “- outraged, asked Experience.
“Ha, because of me as usual” – smiled Cause.
“No! Because of me!!!!” – disagreed Pride.
“Hey, maybe it’s unnecessary?” – murmured Caution.
“Go to hell, Caution!” – yelled Courage.
“I’m closed for business!” – informed Hell.
“And here I am!” – announced Determination.
“Where do you think you’re going without me?” – questioned Intoxication.
“Ah, well, now already nowhere without you…” – replied Serenity.
“Maybe leave it till tomorrow?” – asked Doubt.
“Now or never! ” – cut Stubbornness.
“As long as it’s not just the same as yesterday” – warned Routine.
“Yesterday’s experiences never happen again!” – soothed Stupidity.
“Everything will be different!” – lied Intuition.
“Although, this reminds me of …” – contemplated Memory.

“Meh, screw ya’ll!” kicked in Laziness.

“Fucking bitches!”- spit out Dream through clenched teeth, getting up and dusting off.

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About in shade

A cocktail of personality traits hard to digest for some but ultimately soothing for those who can. I observe, enjoy, travel, interact, photograph, dance, contemplate, write and love my way through this life's countless occurrences. This blog is a way to share with the world and its people some of the treasures they give me every day.
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